Okay, this is draft 15 of this stupid About page, and I’ve got to tell you, I’m about at my wits end, so I’m just going to cut to the chase. This is my short story blog. I write fiction. I find that a lot of fiction is boring as hell, and a ton of writers out there are either writing terrible genre fiction, or they’re describing a river and calling it art. I not going to do that. Though I do have one story about a goddamn beach. But I think it’s got depth to it, and it’s my site, so I published it. POINT IS I’m not going to write for the sake of arting up the place. I’ll try to interject a little humor or surrealism into my work. Or drama. Or something other than self satisfying string of words. Will you like it? Maybe. I don’t know. I like it. That’s about all I can control.